Just Don’t Bite

Several months ago a friend told me of a book. This book was a simple book. Small and brown, hard cover. The title “What’s your poo telling you“. I ordered it off of the Amazon. The Book arrived and I found it funny as sin. What’s not funny about poo? We all do it, most don’t like to talk about it. This is a book about it. A book you can open to any page and read the description and KNOW that someone else in the room has had that poo. That someone has experienced that feeling. The book spent some time in the bathroom as reading material. No it sits on my table and is picked up and thumbed through by damn near anyone that comes over. Never fails to get a laugh.

Now if you don’t think I’m serious about this book and that it is actually a good read for you, Salon has a nice 2 page jot of the book. Along with a video of “man on the street” questions. So i encourage you, the next time you go and drop a deuc to look before you flush. When you take the cosby kids to the pool, check on them before you leave. When the brown bear has left the cave, take a look and make sure he is healthy.

Seriously… look at the crap that comes out of yer butt and make sure it’s ok and there are no issues. Your health will thank you for it.

Things to note:

• Blue food coloring will make yer poo green.
• Fire Hot Cheetos  will give you red tinted poo.
• Spicy food might give you burning poo.
• Keep your diet in mind when looking at it.