So this morning I get a little text that just says “Msn..” of course this is while I’m waiting for my machine to boot up anyhow. I tend to know a fair amount of interesting and twisted people, I very much enjoy random bs with them over messengers. Turns out it’s a little nicer than try’n to have the same conversations in a room or a crowded place.

After you hit the link to read more, that’ll be the bulk of the conversation. Some of the pointless stuff having been pulled out, other wise thats the conversation I had this morning. Anything in italics is notes done now. Names have been pulled so that people don’t get offended.

Neko: so..
Neko: text at 6:13 : hey
Neko: from *…*
Neko: i had his ringer on silent so it didn’t wake me up
Neko: 6:21 i wake up cuz of alarm to get *..* up for school
Neko: i text back “what?”
Neko: 6:31 fuckn a just sayn hi
Neko: (HA HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Neko: I didn’t mean “what?” in a mean way so.. i replied
Neko: Wasn’t a bad what don’t be silly.. whoa lol.. HI! that more to your liking?
Neko: he replied ya it sure is
Neko: and i said k, good, hate that tone doesn’t go through text, things sometimes are taken wrong.. neway.. smile for me
Neko: and that was it
Neko: I’ll just talk to him when he talks to me from now on.. i won’t initiate anything
Neko:
Neko: makes it awkward at the bar tho cuz I get mad
Neko: oh well
JDB: interesting take
JDB: silent ringers
Neko: interesting take? the silent ringers?
JDB: you had one of those for a while. when you had the habit of waking me in the morning
Neko: hahahahaha lol that’s funny shit
Neko: fucker
Neko: *evil stare*
JDB:
JDB: what?
JDB: i like my morning dream sleep
JDB: obviously i felt bad about it and changed it
Neko: eh.. true
Neko: good
Neko: speaking of dreams.. he text me i got *..* up i went back to sleep and i had a dream about him.. we were living together or dating or something.. both of his parents had died and was doing laundry and had a closet full of his parents old clothes like from the 70’s
Neko: that’s all i remember
JDB: creepy
Neko: how’s that creepy?
Neko: i was leaning more toward strange
Neko: odd
Neko: unexpected
JDB: your dreaming about the dead parents of a guy you have a crush on
JDB: thats creepy
Neko: how so? i didn’t think it up on my own.. it wasn’t on purpose or i didn’t knowingly do it..
Neko: my fucking subconcious did..
JDB: so?
Neko: he had a dream last week about me.. him and i were shopping in some huge ass mall
Neko: i’m not creepy
Neko: grrr
JDB: also, thats just my view. to me… it’s creepy
Neko: i’m not telling you my dreams anymore
Neko: …
JDB:
JDB: why do people hide and look for easter eggs?
Neko: i don’t know.. we didn’t
Neko: we don’t do much for easter..
JDB: we do the egg thing for the kids. otherewise it’s like thanksgiving
Neko: guess as far as i can tell it’s just fun for kids but i don’t know when the idea started or why
JDB: anyhow so here’s why we look for eggs
Neko: candy
Neko:
JDB: jesus was jewish right?
Neko: yeah
JDB: and the jews don’t do easter
Neko: lol..
JDB: things that get up and leave the grave are what? zombies…
Neko: yeah
JDB: so on easter zombie jesus rises and looks for eggs to fertilize. we have to find all the eggs so he don’t fertilize them and make more jews.
JDB: and thats why i’m going to hell.
Neko: hahahahahaha.. i think that’s the funniest thing I’ll hear all day
Neko: you’re going to hell if there is a hell
Neko: and I’ll probably see ya there
JDB: sweet
Neko: I’ll bring flowers and beautiful things and throw a party with sex drugs and alcohol..
Neko: mostly sex
JDB: yeah but b/c it’s hell
Neko: what?
JDB: all the men will have short dicks and the women will have cavernous vags
JDB: and floopy gross tits
JDB: otherwise; sex, drugs, music… place soudns great
Neko: i’ll bring attachments to make the men longer and something to stuff the gaping vags of the women..
Neko: fuck.. i’ll get a dr. to stitch me up some more.. lol
Neko: and a great pushup bra
Neko:
Neko: does that mean if we’ll be having sex in hell.. that like the cum will boil when it hits my skin? cuz it’s hot there?
Neko: that’d be a really smelly place.. hrmm..
JDB: hrmmm…
JDB: you know… thats a sick and disturbing question. cuz if it’s boiling when it comes out… what guy in his right mind is gonna want it to come out?
Neko: no i think it’d boil after it came out
Neko: what temp does water boil at?
JDB: 210f or 100c
Neko: wonder how hot hell is.. ? and.. doesn’t salt make water hotter faster?
Neko: no no no it takes longer
JDB: not hotter faster, it raises the boiling temp and lowers the freezing point
JDB: sooo
JDB: yeah i don’t see boiling jizz as a problem really
JDB: and if it is… well that’s the LEAST of the worries
Neko: well what’s it made of?
Neko: i mean really?
Neko: it tastes pretty salty.. not that you’d know
JDB: Besides sperm, semen is made up of 65 per cent of fluid from the seminal vesicles, 30 to 35 per cent from the prostate and 5 per cent from the vasa. Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc. The amount of semen produced varies from a few drops to about 6 ml.
Neko: ah.. guess i learned something today.. f’n sweet
JDB: yeah, if you’ve ever kissed a guy after giving him a blow job… even if you spit… there’s a slight taste
JDB: http://menshealth.about.com/cs/stds/a/about_semen.htm
Neko: yeah.. a lotta guys don’t like that i don’t get y
JDB: The Smell: Chlorine type smell in semen is normal.
JDB: # The Taste: Slightly sweet due to fructose. The taste of semen tends to change slightly from person to person.
Neko: not sweet.. salty..
Neko: it’s always salty to me
Neko: and i need lotsa water after
JDB: i felt bad teh first time i did that in a girls mouth
JDB: and apologized
Neko: lol hahaha
Neko: hahahahaha awkward?
JDB: eh kinda
Neko: I’ve never felt bad about anything i’ve done during sex
JDB: but that was her goal so, she was happy.
Neko: well.. i elbowed *…* in the head on accident when switching positions.. that was more funny tho but i kinda felt bad
Neko: like it was hard
Neko:
Neko: but he deserved it haha
JDB: i know a girl that knocked one of her front teeth out
Neko: I’d so.. write a blog about jizz boiling in hell but. uh.. I know several people would begin to think i’m very deranged and strange..
JDB: on a head board
Neko: oh.. ouch..
JDB: yeah
JDB: oh … yeah you could write it. or i will. cuz honestly i ain’t got shit for ideas for posting today
Neko: strange part of the entire conversation about that is.. it was sparked by easter and eggs..
Neko: hehe
JDB: ohh i had 4 left over eggs. tell ya that?
JDB: out of 54
Neko: yeah you told me yesterday i think
Neko: u write it.. i’ll copy and post as a blog
JDB: http://avanttrash.com/ scroll down a bit and the happy easter image is funny
Neko: want me to include linky?
Neko: well at least they weren’t chopped into bits by a lawn mower..
JDB: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/as_a_working_mom_its_hard_to
JDB: that one
JDB: http://xkcd.com/400/
Neko: lol.. i find time.. although lately i haven’t done it much.. guess maybe cuz i’ve been getting laid.. hrm
Neko: http://xkcd.com/275/
Neko: lol.. i love silly cartoons
Neko: i have thoughts like that sometimes about boys.. hehe
JDB: xkcd has some really good ones
Neko: http://xkcd.com/18/
Neko: do you know how many people would not get that one.. lol hehe
JDB:
Neko: http://xkcd.com/72/
Neko: lol.. i’m gonna sit here all day now.. thanks
JDB: there’s only 400 of them
JDB: i’ve read them all, but it’s been awhile
Neko: well i’ll probably see them all
JDB: start at one and go
……
Neko: http://xkcd.com/15/
Neko: hehe
Neko: can i put it on my myspace.. scare people away?
….
JDB: dinosaurs on noahs ark…
JDB: someone suggested that was true
JDB: and that dinos died after the flood because there wasn’t enough plant lifre to create the oxygen they needed to live.
Neko: you don’t like fucking .. or just fucking.. you don’t get off and get next to no enjoyment out of it..
JDB: not entirely true.
Neko: that is not y they died.. no one will ever know for sure
Neko: well partially
JDB: i just ain’t got fucked while sober in a good while
JDB: **goes to grab a link**
Neko: oh
JDB: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp
JDB: my reply to that link: yeah… dinosaurs on the ark. LOVE that idea. that little tract thing mentions that the air was thiner and that caused the dinos to die. yes because god in his enormous wisdom must have decided that all dinosaurs where sinners and figured it’d be funny to force noah to get two of each of them anyhow. figure out how to get them on a boat with two of everything else. keep the boat float and the animals not eating each other. only to say “ehhh screw you” to the dino’s after all the plants where cleaned off. never mind that if the plants had been scrubbed during a flood… theres a lot of animals that’d have had some problems.
Neko: yeah no shit
JDB: thats really not playing nice
JDB: calling god a moron
Neko: you calling him a moron.. ?
JDB: that txt coud be taken that way
Neko: y’s it matter to you.. do you even really believe in God?
Neko: or a God?
Neko: how can you feel bad that some might take what you said as calling him a moron..
JDB: deism
JDB: agnostic deism
JDB: pretty much how i look at the whole thing
Neko: i don’t want to look it up..
JDB: …
JDB: Deists typically reject supernatural events (prophecy, miracles) and tend to assert that God does not intervene with the affairs of human life and the laws of the universe. What organized religions see as divine revelation and holy books, most deists see as interpretations made by other humans, rather than as authoritative sources. Deists believe that God’s greatest gift to humanity is not religion, but the ability to reason.
Neko: so you do believe.. then well.. hrm.. idk… i didn’t take it that way really i took it more as you were getting the point across that God didn’t create animals and God didn’t make the floods happen and save everyone
JDB: ya
JDB: and i gave you the word that defines that thought
…….
JDB: just noticing the p and l keys are very close to each other.
Neko: yeah..
JDB: sooo why the hell is it legal to tell someone “i’m going to pay you to fuck this guy, and film it for a porno” but it’s illegal to say “i’m going to pay you to fuck this guy.”
Neko: it is.. ?
JDB: where did feminists get their collective panties tied so far in a knot up their twats that they equated a girl selling sex with slavery?
Neko: porns not illegal
JDB: but they pay the actors for having the sex
JDB: you pay a girl for sex, and thats prostitution
JDB: thats illegal
JDB: but put a camera in the mix and sell the video and it’s ok
Neko: taxes?
JDB: …
JDB: that also why distilling is illegal
JDB: so … fuck taxes
JDB: errr noo… no fuck taxes…
Neko: except.. nevada isn’t prostitution legal?
JDB: sex should be free and untaxed..
JDB: but yeah… nevada, some PARTS
JDB: not the whole thing.
JDB: well the whole body, not parts of that… but just parts of nevada
Neko: sex is free and untaxed for me.. there’s emotional expenditure sometimes but.. not out of pocket cost really
Neko: lol duh i knew that.. part of nevada
Neko: tardo
JDB: yeah, until you start going to a shrink
Neko: i don’t think i need to
Neko: not yet neway
JDB: or sex addicts anonymous
Neko: i don’t have enough sex to need to go there.. i don’t crave it.. i just really like getting it a lot when i can
JDB: like a camel that drinks all it can to fill it’s water reserve. you have all the sex you can to get you through the dry spells.
Neko: yeah.. plus i have a lotta sex when i like someone
JDB: i tend to avoid the sex thing with people i like.
JDB: even the girls i’ve dated.
JDB: keeps me from having to deal with the kinds of things you deal with.
Neko: yeah
JDB: 7 comics
JDB: i love mondays
Neko: i hate mondays
JDB: why?
Neko: cuz i like the weekend.. and monday seems so far from friday
JDB: http://www.leasticoulddo.com/
JDB: http://somethingpositive.net/
JDB: new egg spin….
JDB: and works witht he odd convo before
JDB: ohh pictures of … whats the big cat with spots?
Neko: leopard.. jaguar…
Neko: ?
JDB: uhh do they have those in omaha at teh zoo and a baby one?
Neko: idk… y?
JDB: i got email. pictures from the zoo
JDB: and theres a kitten rolled on it’s back all cute
JDB: and it’s of that type of cat
Neko: fwd to me
JDB: wow…
JDB: internet sucks
Neko: y?
Neko: u canceled…?
JDB: faster to forward the… FUCKING HELL i still gotta uplaod
JDB: my upload speed at work blows goats ass
Neko: ah
JDB: where if i loging to the web part of gmail and foward from there, no bandwidth on my half
JDB: learned that on AOL passing porn around.
Neko: way to learn it
JDB: if you downloaded it and deleteed it you had to upload it again. if you just forward.. well life is easy
JDB: hey i was only 14 at the time damnit. cut me some slack.
……….
JDB: and *…* is playing soemthing on the DS
JDB: but it’s a pink DS
Neko: pink
JDB: glad to see that all we had to do to get girls to play video games was make them fucking pink.
JDB: “oh it’s so cute, i want one”
JDB: yeah… girls use cute to discribe small and danty and blah…
Neko: my ps3 isn’t pink fucker
JDB: so if a girl ever calls your dick cute, she shouldn’t mind that small danty thing in her ass.
JDB: … also should remember i’m talking to a girl.
Neko: i’ve never said a penis was cute.. they’re nto
Neko: not
JDB: you know, its amazing that the human race survives.
JDB: “Grim milestone reached when IED kills 4 U.S. soldiers in Baghdad”
JDB: for 10 points, what milestone was reached?
JDB: tick…tick….tick….tick…
Neko: i don’t know..
JDB: The overall U.S. death toll in Iraq rose to 4,000 after four soldiers were killed in a roadside bombing in Baghdad, a grim milestone that is likely to fuel calls for the withdrawal of American forces as the war enters its sixth year.
Neko: was just gonna guess that.. saw the pic of a girl laying on a soldiers grave and read the 4000 part..
JDB: 6 fucking years dude
JDB: bush’s term has been war for all but 2 years
Neko: what was the longest war to date before we went to iraq?
JDB: fuck if i know
JDB: vietnam wasn’t a “war”
Neko: what was it?
JDB: a conflict
JDB: supposedly we never went to war
Neko: ?
JDB: for awhile we weren’t at war over were we at now. congress never declared it.
JDB: but lets face it, we’re killing other people… it’s war
Neko: hrmm wonder if they care about the countless people that are killed in america everyday.. wonder if that number surpasses the death toll of the war in iraq..
Neko: ?
JDB: yeah
JDB: sure it does
JDB: but no one cares
JDB: it’s america
JDB: in 6 years i’m sure more homeless and starving have died here than soldiers that have died there
JDB: but the soldiers signed up willingly
Neko: i say we stop helping every other fucking country and stop trying to fight their god damn wars that they don’t ask us to fight or start or meddle in and start fixing our own fucking problems
JDB: and went willingly
JDB: duh? can’t argue there, i’ve been say’n that for good while.
Neko: maybe those homeless that made bad decisions and chose the wrong things to do to end them up in that position needed to die.. maybe they were stupid
JDB: true.
JDB: but not the case for all of them.
Neko: maybe they should have helped themselves instead of waiting or expecting the help from someone else
JDB: well… maybe it is…
Neko: no not the case for all of them..
Neko: i heard a guy in GI lives homeless cuz he wants to.. and that he has $
Neko: idk tho
JDB: regardless…. we could have done a lot more for our OWN country instead of killing soem other people.
Neko: yeah
Neko: think if we got rid of $$ it’d solve it?
Neko: i hate $
JDB: that’d be communizim
JDB: … oh wow i fucked that spelling allll up
Neko: lol yeah you did
…..skipping why i’m talking about digi-key……
JDB: semiconducters, ICs, transistors, diodes, oscillators, coils, filters, capacitors, resistors,
JDB: all taht stuff
Neko: not thinking i’ll ever need to check that catalog out
Neko: but ya never know
JDB: none of it makes sense to me
JDB: well if you ever want to overclock your vibrator, they’d have the parts.
Neko: um no..
Neko: but i do still have a $50 gift cert. to exclusively yours for a new one.. hrmm
Neko: maybe later this week
JDB: just get a rabbit
Neko: i don’t think i’d like it..
Neko: i don’t want one
Neko: i don’t know y
Neko: i just don’e
Neko: don’t
JDB: yeah… they look kinda scary
JDB: http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/
JDB: like really scary…
Neko: haha.. yeah
Neko: how would you like that crammed up yer ass.. lol
JDB: girls still get the interesting toys.
JDB: uhhh no?
JDB: i don’t really want anything crammed up my ass
Neko: hehehehe
Neko: you’ve had a finger up ur ass
JDB: it wasn’t crammed
JDB: i’m sure you don’t like a dick crammed up you ass.
JDB: that word just seems violent, and harsh, and PAINFUL
Neko: depends how wasted i am and how much lube is involved.. lol
JDB: crammed… i’d imagine means sans lube
Neko: crammed rammed.. jammed, slammed, bammed, shoved up into and moved in and out.. same thing with or without lube
Neko: verbs don’t change meaning with or without nouns.. they still mean the same thing..
JDB: i dunno. i wasn’t allowed to cram my dick in my *……* ass, but i was allowed to fuck her in the ass.
JDB: simple rule was “if you make it hurt, i ain’t doing it again”
Neko: fuck her soft and gentle? so.. ok.. sometimes it’s crammed sometimes it’s not.. either way it can be done with or without lube
Neko: one just might be more painful..
JDB: yeah
JDB: ya know… thinking about it… it was usually a hassle
JDB: pain in the ass for her, and just annoying for me.
Neko: so y’d you do it?
JDB: it was fun
JDB: only thing that nmade it a hassle for me was having to take my rings out and remember to put them back in
JDB: i really shoulda studied array’s better…
Neko: well guess you shoulda thought about that before thinking about anal sex..
JDB: …. hrmm… thats a disturbing thought…
JDB: i got most of those when i was 21/22
JDB: yeah… na, i’ll just not take’em out. makes no difference to me what damn hole it is. the back door just has that “you’re not supposed to be here” fun
Neko: eh..
JDB: DAMNIT!… i can’t think of any good reason for it now.
JDB: asshole…
Neko: any good reason for what?
JDB: you’ve shot the idea of exactly why i foudn it amusing in the first place…
JDB: sticking it in a girls ass….
Neko: oh..
Neko: sorry…
JDB: butt head…
Neko: wasn’t meaning to
Neko: hehe
JDB: eh, i’m going to end up thinking about it most of the day now and figuring out what the point was
JDB: so because of you… i’mgoing to be thinking of ass sex most of the day… thanks.
JDB: thanks alot.
JDB: turd…
Neko: well… sorry
JDB: na
JDB: eh, i’ll forget about it in about 10 minutes when i’m banging my head on my desk cussing at a while loop
Neko: ok.. i think i’m gonna go brush up on COD4… and take a shower.. maybe clean.. idk.. gotta nap some more before work tonight 2
Neko: catch ya later
JDB: have fun with that
JDB: and don’t nick yourself if it’s shave’n time
……..
Neko: ok so i shaved.. lol
JDB: oh fun
JDB: i HATE shaving
JDB: A LOT
Neko: no nicks
JDB: razors are expensive, and it’s time wasting… but you can’t really wax your face.
Neko: women wax their eyebrows
JDB: i know
JDB: women wax a lot of things
JDB: don’t tempt me to go find a video of a girl getting a full brazillian
Neko: yeah i’ve heard the bikini wax is terribly excrutiating
JDB: i’ve seen it… don’t look fun
JDB: the full brazil they get up close and intamintly familier with your whowho
Neko: so i averaged about 8 kills within the few games i played.. not bad but i was doin’ better before i took and absence from it
JDB: thats usually how ti goes
JDB: like saturday night playing smash with ball, brown, and burhman
JDB: normally i have the high KO count against brown and burhman and a cpu9
Neko: i need to try that sometime
Neko:
JDB: with ball, i end up in second and brown ends up in first.
JDB: you have a game cube, i can loan ya melee. the moves are all the same, but they’ve been tweaked a bit in brawl.
JDB: and the GC pad works on brawl.
Neko: huh?
JDB: gamecube paddle works on brawl for the wii.
JDB: if you can play melee, you can play brawl.
JDB: well shit… if you can pick up a game you can play either. *..* didn’t do to bad at it
Neko:
Neko: back to dreams.. told *…* bout the worm in my leg one.. grossed him out.. :) :)
JDB: SELECT * FROM list WHERE day = ‘Monday’ Resource id #3
Neko: what?
JDB: what i get from: $sql = “SELECT * FROM list WHERE day = ‘Monday’”; echo “$sql
“; $result = mysql_query($sql); echo $result;
JDB: so the worm in the leg grossed him out huh?
JDB: thats mild compared to some of the shit you’ve said
Neko: like what?
Neko: eating babies? lol
Neko:
Neko: tender hindquarter of someyoungkid
JDB: mmm human veal
JDB: i think you’d go more for the cream of sumyung guoy
Neko: creme (like the french say) de la sumyungwelheung guoy
Neko: lol
JDB: **shakes his head**
Neko: hehehehehehehehehehe
Neko: y you shakin’ yer nogging yer gonna lose more screws
JDB: gotta have’em to loose’em
JDB: besides if i shake them loose, then i won’t have a screw loose
Neko: i take em out and put em back in when i want to
JDB: i’ll just be missing a few
Neko: and you’d be screwed
Neko: :)
JDB: eh
JDB: ok so to elaborate on that little chinese thing. what exactly defines ‘well hung’ from a female view point?
Neko: i don’t know long enough and with enough girth…
JDB: well no shit….
Neko: probably differs from girl to girl
Neko: i can’t give you exact measurements or diameter tho
Neko: maybe i’ll start measuring them.. lol
JDB: no doubt, cuz i doubt a ruler is part of your bed room shit
JDB: but your hands probably are.
Neko: yeah…
JDB: so liek two fists on top and excess
JDB: or one fist and excess
Neko: what two fists? huh?
JDB: a redbull can
JDB: make two fists put them on top of each other.
Neko: was doing that
JDB: yah
Neko: one fist and excess isnt’ a whole lotta dick
JDB: so if there extra wang there. is that well hung, or freak?
JDB: two not one
Neko: two’s ok.. with extra.. idk.. that’s gettin up there.. depends on girth..
Neko: *……*’s like a soup can i shit you not..
Neko: he wanted to do a 4some this weekend and i was like oh hell no.. i dont’ dig that shit
JDB: soup can… short and wide?
Neko: soup can wide.. pretty long too…
Neko: but he sucks in bed
Neko: go figure
JDB: that just sounds painful
Neko: well there’s smaller soup can’s and there’s bigger ones.. i’d have to do a feel test. .lol.. but yeah.. he’s huge
Neko: it’s not painful.. i’m sore after tho
Neko: and i’m never sore
JDB: resource id #3…
JDB: i forgot sql results come in as array’s
Neko: huh?
JDB: well as much as i’d like to sit around and bullshit about sex all day, i do have to actually work.
Neko: oh hehe…
Neko: i think i might go catch more kenny v spenny
JDB: frankly i need a new batch of subjects. religion, politics, killing, sex, adn the usual stuff… ehhh
Neko: before *…..* gets home.. the goat one so far is my favorite.. especially after he gave the goat coffee grinds and red bull it went crazy..
JDB: oh yea
JDB: theres one wehere they’re both strippers thats kinda funny
JDB: the boxing one
Neko: children there’s a subject..
JDB: yeah, thats one i avoid on purpose though.
Neko: life as apposed to killing
JDB: yeah, but see the way kids are made is the fun part.
JDB: the raising them is the challenging part
Neko: migration habits of migrating animals.. that’s pretty cool
Neko: fishing
JDB: that covers animals and wildlife
Neko: hey horses
Neko: hehe
Neko: heiroglyphics.. sp??
Neko: debunk a different language like french or italian.. like learn it
Neko: emotions.. dreams..
Neko: pms
JDB: i have no drive, desire, or capacity to learn a 4n language right now
Neko: bacteria
Neko: medicine
JDB: i told ya yer a turd in tha last 30 minutes?
Neko: anaesthesiology
Neko: eye color genetics
JDB: you’re covering biology right there
Neko: grammar
Neko: hahahah
Neko: hahahaha
Neko: spelling
Neko: geometry
Neko: algebra
JDB: …
JDB: spelling
Neko: how to piss a girl off in 10 days
Neko: hehe
JDB: oh shit, thats easy
Neko: woodworking
JDB: how to piss a girl off in 10 hours
Neko: cow queefing
JDB: hell 10 minutes
Neko: 10 seconds
Neko: 10 milliseconds
Neko: miliseconds.. hrmm?
JDB: yeah, that’d be the obvious paths
Neko: milli
JDB: femtoseconds
JDB: picoseconds
JDB: but 10 hours gives you enough time to find a way to really piss them off
JDB: 10 minutes you can just go for generic piss offs
Neko: .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second
JDB: so thats how long it takes for a girl to decide if she’ll sleep with a guy or not right?
Neko: haha no..
JDB: must be for guys to decide if they’ll sleep with a girl or not than
Neko: then yeah
……….
Neko: hrm i might head over to work early tonight so i can get a cheesy beefy melt on the way. yum
JDB: dude… seriously, just learn to make them at home
Neko: no
JDB: yes
Neko: i don’t want to make them at homne
Neko: home
Neko: no
Neko: no no no no
JDB: wuss
Neko: no no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no way in hell
Neko: no no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko:
JDB: chill out there sparky, i suggested cooking at home. not sex.
Neko: black holes there’s a topic
JDB: one no would have worked
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: no
Neko: several
JDB: we dont’ even know if black holes exsist or not
Neko: work better
JDB: we can’t see them
Neko: so who came up with the fucking idea of a black hole if they’ve never been seen..
JDB: we think we see them via the gravatational lenses they create when light passes them.
JDB: well how do you see somethign that sucks in EVERYTHING aroudn it. including light?
Neko: that’s like a fuckin’ sascwatch sp? or nessy
JDB: you look for where light bends.
Neko: um have light pass it from another angle..
Neko: idk
Neko: you write about eggs and jews and sex on yer .com yet?
JDB: nope
JDB: i’ll probably do it when i get home
JDB: i’ve gotta finish this little php project
JDB: i’m a putz
JDB: a keyboard jockey and thats abou tit
JDB: about it
Neko: you’re entertaining.. u walk like a duck
JDB: the entertaining part isn’t anything i do. thats just me either being myself or thinking loud.
JDB: and thinking… that is what gets me in trouble and keeps me awake all night.
JDB: mmm nicotine
Neko: well if you’re thinking too much y did you ask me for topics?
Neko: smoking is bad for you and i smoked a whole pack in … 6 hours the other night.. oops
JDB: damn
JDB: smoking is bad for you
JDB: you’re right
JDB: alot of things are
JDB: whats the point?
JDB: yer gonna die anyhow
JDB: have fun while yer alive
JDB: i don’t see many dead people having any
Neko: ik now.. i’ve just felt shitty lately cuz i’ve been smokin’ a lot
JDB: funny.. never seen pidgin do that before. it jsut told me somone signed on and off… but the person is someone with a gmail account and thats all i have.
JDB: never used google talk before
JDB: hmm… i can talk to myself if i enable both my gmail accounts…
JDB: this does not bode well
Neko: lol
Neko: don’t start talking to yourself but if you do CAN YOU PLEASE COPY AND PASTE IT AND EMAIL IT TO ME? i’m sure i’d get a kick out of it
JDB: oh yea sure
JDB: let me just gladly turn over something that makes me look like a TOTAL nut
JDB: yeah no problem
Neko:
Neko: well i cut out part of our convo and am posting it as a blog.. with no description or explanation and a couple of those cartoons but only so my preferred readers can read it.. it’s the part about boiling cum
Neko: lol *…* will be able to read it.. i can’t wait to see the responses i get for that one.. lol lol
Neko: ?
Neko: kept the colors
Neko: obviously people will pick up that it was me typing in purple
Neko: hehe..
JDB: horray for plan black non discript txt
Neko: hooray for plan black on non discript text?
Neko: hun?
Neko: haha i mean huh?
JDB: if i used a distinguishing text
JDB: but i dont’

Said I’d post it… well I did. The idea of boiling cum in hell is disturbing in so many ways.

Tags: anal, boiling cum, easter, hell, sex, soup can, vibrators, zombie jesus

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