Just Don’t Bite

It seems to have been on the news, and in the news, and around our waists recently. But America is seemingly getting fatter and fatter as the years go by. Who knows what causes this. Be it the stress of working all the time, the crappy diet, or what ever. Fact is we’re getting fatter. The troubling fact though is our toilets seem to be getting smaller. How does this make sense?

The way I’m judging this is that in older houses that I’ve been in I find the toilets have a nice size bowl and there is no need to tuck down and scoot and make sure your not going to be left with fecal matter squishing up your backside. However in newer houses with newer toilets it’s like a game of chance. You must sit what seems like perfectly to relax and not get your winky in the water.

Now what I want to know is how on earth obese people handle this? Girls presumably have little issue with this, but guys. Come on, seriously. If you’re so big you can’t see your tool and bits, how do you sit on one of these little toilets and get the job done.